Vanessa's Month Long Birthday ends at WNO!

Witches Night Out!

Here we are, us Witches, although earlier in the day you might have switched the "W" to a "B" for me. I had an awful day, and to be honest with you I suck at wanting to dress up, so this was as Witchy as I could dress. Jason told me earlier as I was trying to find something to wear that the only thing witchy on me was my SCOWL! But I did have a ton of fun, we went out to eat at Famous Daves, and other than the entire restaurant staring at us as we were seated, and me tripping on JoAnn's shoes and kicking some little toddlers high chair nearly giving him whiplash it was very fun!

After Dinner we headed out to Gardners Village and did some browsing and shopping, but most of all we just WATCHED other witches and warlocks, some people are very interesting! But thanks to LeAnn, Shannon, Vanessa, Amanda and JoAnn for putting up with my WITCHY attitude and letting me come, I had a blast!

Here is a quick Clip of Vanessa, Shannon and LeAnn doing the Witch Parade, they were a hit!

High School Musical 3

OK I admit it we went opening day, not because we were dying to see it the first day but because I am very competitive and I wasn't going to have my kids being the only ones that didn't see it the first day. So my friend called and invited us to go with her and the kids and my first thought was (I haven't seen 1 or 2) so I wasn't sure if I was going to know what was going on but it wasn't like The Bourne Supremacy series or Pirates of the Caribean where you needed to see the first ones to know what was going on in the next ones. But overall it was Cute, funny and enjoyable. I even think Harley, Nicole and Jessica liked it. Cheyenne already knew all the words to the songs and when Zac and what's her name (the brunette girlfriend) had their smooching scene, I looked down at Kaleb, Trevor and Braden and they looked like they were thoroughly enjoying it.

Ellen Doing Cher!

I don't know if you saw this but it was pretty funny. Check her out! Click HERE to hear her DEBUT!

Rian is a Liar already!!

So my kids lie, I think most kids lie at some time or another. Rian is just starting early!! She is only 20 months old and she is already lying everyday. Some days 2 or 3 times a day. It all started with us taking the bottle away. I went to the Dr.s about 3 months ago and the Nurse Practitioner asked me if I had thought about taking the bottle away? And I said Yes, but my husband says she is too little. (He is having a hard time letting her grow up.) So after she proceeded to tell me about her teeth rotting, and all other problems that come with having a bottle to long, I decided it was time. However being the pushovers we are we decided that she could have water only in her bottle and if she wanted milk it would have to be in a sippy. Then she was waking up at night hungry so we give her a bottle at night only with milk now. Which brings me to the LYING. So when she gets really tired she cries and says "NIGHT, NIGHT." which she knows means botlle and then to bed. So lately when we think she is getting tired and ready for a nap, she will say "night, night" So we get her a bottle and lay down with her. And she will drink her bottle for about 10 minutes and then say, SEE YA or BYE BYE. As she gets down from the bed and goes to play. She totally knows how to play us and we are really going to have to put our feet down..... SOMETIME IN THE NEAR FUTURE!!! We SUCK!! And yes, that is a black eye, never leave a boy in charge of bath time, they think it is ok for a 1 year old to stand up and play around!!!!

BUNCO- Wouldn't have missed it for ANYTHING!

I am beginning to realize how WT my family is. Every year we have a couples BUNCO night around Halloween Time. And every year about half of us don't dress up, but not this year, this year everyone but one person dressed up and it was hilarious!!!

We had a T-Bird, and Pink Lady(my Mom and Dad) complete with "SMOKES And as my Mom told us to say the prayer she looked like this!!

Here is Sammy and I showing off our best assets! I couldn't get a picture without showing my PAYSON PRIDE PANTS!!

JoAnn is an like an adopted sister, even though everytime my Family does anything they always say does JoAnn want to come? So they consider her part of the FAM! She has attended BUNCO for 2 years in a row now and I am sure that she dies when she comes, but she was a cute witch and Mckenzie (My Business Partner) was a slutty witch (at least she was trying to be!!!) I told her she needed some falsies if she wanted to be a HOOCHIE WITCH!

This couple is my Sister Adrienne and her Hubby, Will a HUGE POLYNESIAN. However from this picture you may be wondering which one is really a girl, especially from the behind shot of his/her thong. He won best overall Costume.

We had Marge Simpson, complete with hairy legs and beard. (Josh) Marge is a real Cheater, I have never seen this side of Josh, and a lot other sides he was willing to share. Everytime he sat down he would spread his legs and kick one foot over the chair. We would all turn our heads and gasp hoping we didn't catch any glimpse of anything, I think he should have been Brittney Spears or Lindsey Lohan, with all his sharing!

Here are SAMMY and Ri-Camel Toe, I loved their dodgeball (or what ever you want to call them) Outfits! Hey that reminds me are we playing in the DodgeBall tournament again this year? It's coming up!!

This is my sister and brother in law dressed up as my MOM and DAD! This was the funniest because they really did resemble them!!

And here is the whole gang taking a moment before BUNCO and all the Cheating that went on to take a few Pictures! I have played for 15 years and have yet to legitimatly win a prize. My Mom goes through so much work to put this together every year and we always have so much fun. This year was by far the funnest, So thanks Mom for doing this and everything else you do for all 1000 of your kids and grandkids, Your The BESTEST!!!

What Twilight Star are YOU?

I haven't even read any of these books but I knew that some of my fellow bloggers had and they might want to know who they are. Especially Tyson, I heard he read these in record time and he is probably wanting to know who he is the most!




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I am a Master Chef!!

Above you see a picture of my amazing creation. Once a year my sister in law and I get together and mass produce these babies! We made 20 pumpkin rolls in 3 hours, and that was with us having to leave to the store to get more cream cheese!!! This is a project that took 5 dozen eggs, 4 cans of Large pumpkin, 12 packages of Cream Cheese and alot other ingredients that would take to long to list. Thanks Angie for putting up with my sarcasm once (or a bizillion) times a year. This is a task that I am always glad when it is done that we only do once a year!

Can you say DYSFUNCTIONAL?

OK so this is truly how Family Pictures went, I honestly don't even know why we try. Yes my family is Dysfunctional in alot of ways but isn't every family to some degree. Some (MINE) are just a little more Dysfunctional than others. Notice Cheyenne and her never ending posing, she had some of the most horrific poses. When I get my CD I will post more Pictures!

TAAAADAAAA!!!

Here it is!! I tried to hurry so Tyson didn't die from holding his breath! This is the New Look! Vanessa helped me and this has been a month in the making! I just wanted to thank MacKenzie and Kiley for taking our family pictures. They turned out so cute!

STAY TUNED!

If any of you are wondering where I have gone, it is simple. I am in HECK!!! I felt like swearing but I am trying to turn over a new leaf! To sum it all up....My life sucks. I don't have a minute to myself. Therefore the blog has suffered a bit, not as much as Casey's did for a couple of months, or Heathers and Amanda's where they only update once a year, but it has been neglected. So stay tuned I am hoping to make a fierce comeback in the blogging world, I have been surfing the blogs today and it seems I am out of touch. If you take a gander at Vanessa's blog I am about 10 decades behind in what is cool in the bloggin world. I am hoping to sit down and have her tutor me and see if I can't catch on. Any WHO check back next week and I might be able to sit down for 10 minutes and do a real post!