So I never dress up for Halloween.... But the stakes were high for the work Halloween contest. $50.00 big ones. So I got up early and I somehow managed to squeeze into Harley's Halloween costume I bought her. I seriously thought there was NO WAY I couldn't win....

So here is my costume, I was a hippy with a Billy Ray Cyrus mullet wig!

And here I am with a pumpkin that I tried to pass off as mine, and thanks to Samantha for telling everyone that it was a pumpkin that Harley carved at young womens... I lost that contest too!

2 coworkers, who will remain anonymous, decided to take after Shawn and wear the most horrendous outfits they could find... One tried on her 4 year olds Spider Man costume and after ripping it decided she might want to go for a bigger size... YA THINK???
So she ran to Walmart and bought a size 10 SpiderMan costume, yes 10 in little boys and took it home. And it also started to rip, so she just got..... the BatMan costume and told

the other one she could wear the SpiderMan one... It was HILARIOUS!!

And of course here is the big winner... I think it is kinda suspicious that she organized it and won both the costume and pumpkin carving contest.
MAYBE.........

It was because she was showing off so much SKIN.....!!!!!
7 comments:
So fun, but I have one question . . . who are the two anonymous coworkers??
JOANN
You got screwed.
Your mom cracks me up! You guys look so cute in your too small of costumes!
Just for the record! I am not one of the two in the small costumes!
Shut the crap up!! I am peeing in my pants now!! I am sad I didn't get invited:( I do work from home ya know......
Seriously? you didnt win? You mom does have a nice booty, you gotta admit...
Okay this is why I know I picked the right family to be in when I married! You are so much fun!!!!!
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