WE WON!!!

Now for all of you bloggers on the WellnessComplete team I want you to know how proud I am that we finally got a win under our BELTS! Elton did a fantastic job taking line drives for us, and catching them, he also got some good hits with my new ORANGE CRUSH, your welcome Elton for buying that. And we missed you this week Vanessa, hope you can make it next week even though you are excited that co-ed is almost over! Casey did a decent job in Left Field he wasn't as big of a ballhog this time. Teresa, Joann, Amanda and Sam all hit great (also with my new orange crush, you guys are also welcome) all around we did great, I don't want to toot my own horn so I won't tell you about my amazing catch in left center and then the throw to home plate which ended the inning, yes 2 out of 3 outs were made by me, but I will leave that up to someone else tell about that!! Anyways the Wraths have arrived in THE LAKE (Salt Lake that is) and they should be here by friday, so I will be breaking one of them in this weekend. So that is the weekly update I will be taking my Crush to the Family game tomorrow for further breaking in and I will report on it's progress next week!

Did you know Harley is fluent in German?

I am beginning to think I MAY have a problem

Take a look at these two Awesome bats, and while you are drooling, know that they are MINE!!!It all started about 4 weeks ago when my friend Mckell brought a brand new bat to our womens softball game and asked us to break it in. It was an awesome bat it was the Worth Mutant. And at the end of the game I knew that I too would need to own this bat. So I get home and order one and it comes and is not the exact same bat as hers. I thought no big deal and we went to break it in, and I have never felt like I was ONE with the bat. So I started to panic last Tuesday because it was the night before WellnessComplete's first ball game. And as I asked around if anyone had a bat and they all said No it was apparent that everyone was depending on me to supply a good bat. So I went back to my roots with the first two bats I have ever bought. THE CRUSH AND THE WRATH. These are awesome bats. Wednesday before the game I ordered the Crush and I got a steal on it. But after the first night when our team went 0 for 2, that's right 0 for 2 I knew this called for drastic measures. I needed a Wrath also. So I went home and started to look for a good deal, and came upon another steal of a deal, so of course without even thinking I purchased it, when the browser went down I started to panic worrying that I might not get it, I uploaded the page again and checked out a second time. When the company called me the next morning I knew they were going to tell me they were all out of stock. To my surprise she said they had one and she wanted to know if it was a mistake that I bought two. I said yes but did they have both in stock. She said yes they only had 2 left and did I want both. Without even batting an eye I said "OF COURSE!" So yes they are on their way and needless to say we are going to be a force to be reckoned with this week and for years to come!!! Anyways, back to my realizing I may have a problem, 4 bats in one month I realize is a little excessive, but hey I don't ever buy myself anything so I justify it that way!! Anyways maybe I will do some video and post it when we get some awesome bats going!

Our Beach Front Property

Just like alot of California residents, Jason and I live in a wonderful little house on Beach Front Property. Your probably thinking to yourself I didn't know that there was a beach in Payson. And there actually isn't, however, we do live with our backyard to the Payson City Pressurized Irrigation Pond which supplies all of our friends, families, and neighbors with water to water their lawns and in some cases their kids with drinking water. Anyhow I thought you might find this video interesting, if you haven't heard yet there was a small fire in Payson Friday night and it happened to unfold right in our backyard. I didn't do a blog post about it because so many of you did and you covered it so well. But Saturday at about 6 pm I was in my living room watching Hairspray with Cheylula when I heard this extremely loud engine noise outside my house so after about the 2nd time I decided to go outside to see what it was, and thats when I saw this Gi-normous Helicopter sucking water out of the pond and then it would fly up to the fire and dump the water on the fire, or what could be now just Hot Spots. (Yes I am trying to sound educated in the Fire Lingo, I do have a nail client whose husband is on the Payson City Fire Department. So I might know a little more than the average person. But anyhow check out the video and if you haven't heard Joann Kunzler is a local Celebrity, she was on Channel 5 news you might want to check her out at http://www.ksl.com/ she tooo is a Fire Expert!!! Or I guess you can call her an expert on Evacutations!! I love how the end of the video has an extremely flattering view of me!

Harley Tags Herself

Ok so Har Bar decided she wanted to read everyone's blog and when she was done decided to Tag herself, she thinks she is SOOO funny. So here it is:
1. What is something mom always says to you? Change rians diaper
2. What makes mom happy? When I babysitt rian
3. What makes mom sad? When rian falls down the stairs
4. How does mom make you laugh? When she sings
5. What was mom like as a child? Nerdy
6. How old is your mom? 33
7. How tall is your mom? 4’5
8. What is your mom's favorite thing to do? Blog
9. What does your mom do when you're not around? IDK She is really sneaky. Probably cheats on her diet.
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for? Good Cook
11. What is your mom really good at? Grounding US
12. What is your mom not very good at? Being Cool. At least she tries.
13. What does your mom do for her job? Wellness Complete
14. What is your mom's favorite food? IDK UM …. Café Rio?
15. What makes you proud of your mom? When she takes me to mi rancherito
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would it be? Super Woman!!! She may be nerdy, but she is still amazing.
17. What do you and your mom do together? We go shopping
18. How are you and your mom the same? We love chocolate
19. How are you and your mom different? Shes OLD
20. How do you know your mom loves you? She kinda gives off a vibe but a very little one. She doesn’t tell us it. But I still know.

I tag Brianna Burke, and Mckell Barney

All this time I thought I was being COOL!

Ok so a while ago my sister in law colored her hair pink and I thought it was so cute, so I said to Harley why don't you do something fun with your hair for the rest of the summer like Mackenzie and so she said she would like to so we went and got a pink hair color and had April do it and it just wasn't a very good quality color so I went over to Peerless and got a new color, I asked for Pink she showed me this color and said this is all we have, so I said Great and I bought it. Instead of bothering April I told Harley that I could just do it cause April already bleached it out where we wanted it to go. So we went home and I applied the color and it was everywhere, all over my hands, all over Harley's face. So at this point Harley is yelling at me that the color better

come off her face. I am getting a tad bit worried because I have washed my hands like 4 times and it is not coming off. So she washes her color out and it's not Pink as much as it is Purple. and it is not coming off her face. I told her to Chill Out it would eventually wear off her face. So I call my sister Heather and tell her the situation and she says "Did you buy Pink or Fushia?" I guess I bought a Fushia Color. Anyways to make a long story short Harley started Freaking out and telling me, and I quote "You have ruined my life!" But Hey I guess that is what I am here for Right?? And as you can see it has worn off her face!! For the record I thought it looked cute!

COOPER tags TIBBY D

COOPER TaG-TIBBY D
1. What is something mom always says to you? Your grounded
2. What makes mom happy? When we do our chores
3. What makes mom sad? Too see Rian get hurt
4. How does mom make you laugh? When she calls Harley, Cheyenne a mean name
5. What was mom like as a child? I don’t know
6. How old is your mom? My guess without asking is 34
7. How tall is your mom? My guess 5,9
8. What is your mommy's favorite thing to do? Hang with Joan
9. What does your mom do when you're not around? Go to work
10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for? Winning a lottery or something
11. What is your mom really good at? Spending money on us
12. What is your mom not very good at? Soft ball
13. What does your mom do for her job? The diet
14. What is your mom's favorite food? bajio
15. What makes you proud of your mom? Im proud of all the things that she buys me
16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would it be daisy duck
17. What do you and your mom do together? We sometimes go and get my baseball milk shakes
18. How are you and your mom the same? We were both fast
19. How are you and your mom different? She’s a girl im a boy
20. How do you know your mom loves you? Cause of all the things that she buys me

Kaleb tags: Trevor B and Dawson S.

And the winner is.....

Ok so I confess I didn't have any idea how to do that random pick thing, so I put all your names in a cup and drew one out. And the LUCKY winner is Sam. When I read her name I thought that this was going to be perfect for her because she is 9 months pregnant and her feet are gonna be in the dreaded stirrups soon so they might as look pretty. Call me Sam and we will get em done!!!

Can you say TRAUMATIC???

Notice the beautiful hair, and she can't have a bath for a week

OK so it is Saturday Morning the 5th of July and I am doing my wifely duties our cooking breakfast and Jason is out in the garage cleaning it our from all the stuff he took in the night before when we had some big Microburst wind storm (while I was enjoying myself at the STADIUM OF FIRE with Vanessa) and I hear this loud crash. I didn't think much about it because Jason was moving things around. Then all of the sudden Jason runs in with Rian and he is swearing his head off, now for those of you who know Jason know he hardly ever swears NOT. So Rian is bleeding all over the place it looks as though she has been stabbed by the amount of blood, so I started looking for the source of the bleeding and see that 2 of her fingers on the right hand are bleeding really bad and the index finger is almost severed. I was just mortified, and Jason wasn't helping by running around demanding everything and making no sense. So we rushed her to the hospital in Payson and they took some x-rays and tell us that both of the very tips of her bones are crushed and gone and that there might not be enough tissue on her index finger to save the whole top of her finger. So I go in shock and then they tell us she needs to have hand surgery and that it has to be done that day. So to make a long story short we spent the entire day at Primary Childrens Hospital and it SUCKED, it is a good thing that my 4th Rocked!!!

And now what you have all been waiting for.......

I know you have all been checking my blog to see if it was time for the giveaway. But I wanted to keep you waiting as long as I could and now I am sure no one is even interested. So here it is........GLITTER TOES!!! I know you are all shocked, and no Sam it is not HCG. Sorry. But if you want to bring your stinky A toes over to my house I will make them pretty!!! So leave your name on the comment thingy and I will somehow try to find a way to "RANDOMLY" pick a winner. The contest ends July 10th (don't ask me why I picked that day, I don't even know what day of the week it is) And I will announce the winner soon after that if I can remember to check the blog and post it!!!! PS Thanks Vanessa for the picture!!

IN-N-OUT BURGER HERE WE COME! NOT

So the entire family was going to go camping up to Bryce Canyon for Father's Day Weekend. And as soon as they started planning the trip I just knew that we were going to die! Jason and I are not campers. We have only been once in our entire marriage. So as time went on I just figured that somehow it would fall through and we wouldn't have to go. As the week of Father's Day approached it was apparent that we were SOL and we were going to have to go. So as we talked about it and looked at the map Jason said there is only one way that I am going, and that is if we go to IN-N-OUT Burger on the way. So I replied, Is that on the way. And Jason said, "Yes it is only like 45 minutes out of the way." So I think We are troopers we can handle that. So fast forward to the night before and one of our friends clues us in on the fact that Bryce Canyon is freezing at night, not to mention that we don't own one sleeping bag. So Jason just doesn't want to go. So he makes me hop in the car and drive up Payson Canyon to see how cold it is so we can compare to the 34 degrees that we are going to be sleeping in. We drive up there and it is a balmy 58 degrees and he says "get out here and feel how cold this is" And I don't want to so we kind of fight and we go to bed not knowing if we are going to go. Long story short Jason decides to go because after all it'll all be worth it when he is eating his Double Double. So we get in the Tahoe at 8 am and start on our journey. About 1 hour into it I am dying all the kids are fighting Rian is out of her car seat. And I say to Jason so where is the map from St. George to Bryce Canyon? He pulls them out and I see that is is only 2 hours and 40 minutes from St. George to Bryce. Which turned out 3 1/2 hour trip to Bryce into a 6 1/2 hour trip. So needless to say we didn't quite make it there. Jason is bitter he feels like I tricked him and I sure I will never hear the end of it!!!

OK, I know I suck at Blogging.

Things have been a little hectic in my life for the past 3 weeks. And I know you are all thinking, Geez Candi sucks at blogging. But there is a big giveaway in your near future. So you will all have to stay tuned to see what it is. I am not making any promises about how near in the future, only that it is in the future!!! I know you are all sitting on the edge of your seat right now dying to know but you will just have to wait!!!

I used to be fast!

Ok so my mom found all these old pictures of my sister and she takes them to work and my sister brings these sweet Certificates to me of my 5th grade Hershey Track Meet. I don't know if you can all read these (if you click on the certificates you can read them) but they state 1st place in the 200 meters and 1st place in the 800 meters.

So I bring them home to show my 5th grader Kaleb who loves his Hershey track meets and he was like "So what." I don't think that I will attend his 6th grade track meet now. Can you say "SELF CENTERED?" Anyways I was telling my friends when we were walking and they said did you post them? I didn't know if they didn't believe I really placed 1st and they thought I was lying, after all I am the slowest walker in the group. Or if they were giving me a hint about not posting for a while. So here they are and to show you how old I am, check out who signed them as the sports director for Payson. Joe Worthen, old huh?

Garbage Update

So I thought I would give you a little update on our exciting garbage situation. Sortly after our 5 am discussion Jason came to his senses and decided he better call the city and get our garbage can back. But the city only works 4 days a week. They've got it rough so they have to take a 3 day weekend every week. So he calls the city the next Monday and says, "I had one of my garbage cans hauled off last week and now I am in trouble with my wife, So can I get it back?" and the city tells him that there is a shortage of Garbage Cans so they don't have one for us. So here is my yard after a wind storm this week and as I went to clean it up it didn't all fit back in the can, so below is an after picture and today after the garbage is dumped and I clean up the rest that didn't fit in the can it should be half full with a whole week until the Garbage is picked up again!!!

I think Jason is hoping that they bring us another can soon!!

Yes, I can be positive!!!

Don't fall off your chairs this post is going to be a positive one and it's even about my KIDS!!!! OK so Kaleb and Cheyenne have been feeling sooooo left out because I never post anything about them. Chey asked me why I never do posts about her, and I told her it was because Harley was doing so many bad things that I needed to remember, so I posted them so I can print it and give her a copy when her first child is 12. I guess I need to post some positive things so I actually remember that there were SOME positive things that happened. So there will be some posts on Chey in the near future, but Kaleb's Hershey Track Meet was today. So Kaleb has been looking forward to this day since last years track meet. He has been training and training for it for weeks now. Last night he got his hair bleached (you can't tell because he was already so blonde) but on the way home he said"I hope I can sleep tonight, I am sooo excited!!!" And I can totally relate, I loved the Hershey Track Meet. Kaleb is a sprinter, he signed up for the 100 meter and the 200 meter. He placed first in both races in the primary and the semi-finals and then he qualified for the finals which only 7 kids do in all the surrounding schools. Then he placed 4th in the 200 and 3rd in the 100. So we were really excited. CONGRATS TIBBY!!!

This is Rian, she didn't care much for the running but she loved the OREO'S

A few of Kaleb's BFF'S. I call them Nerds.

Kalebs Nerdy Smile.

So on a side note, I know you have all been sitting on the edge of your seats wondering about Harley. So you will all be glad to know that she has 2 wonderful Aunts one who let her babysit and earn $$$$ to get her hair fixed and another who cut it for her. So that drama is hopefully in the past. And I checked her grades and about passed out. 3 A's and 3 B's. I know it's shocking but we hope she keeps up the good work. I think we might unground her in a month or so now.

We've got a Beautician in the House!!!

So this morning I was awakened at the bright hours of 5am to Harley's alarm clock, and I didn't think a whole lot about it so I went back to sleep. I woke back up around 6:30 and caught a glimpse of Harley walking into the bathroom with the hood of her hoodie on. I thought to myself what is she doing, it isn't rainy or sunny in here. But I just went on about my business. I went downstairs to make pancakes for my kids for breakfast and I called them all down to eat, mysteriously Harley is nowhere to be found. So I tell Cheyenne to call my sister April and see if she came early to get her for school. She hadn't, so I noticed the front door was only locked on the bottom lock so I opened the door and looked out on the porch, and there she was sitting on the bench with her hoodie on still. So I asked her what she was doing and she said UUGH, which if you remember in her grade post was what she does when she knows she is going to be in trouble. So I grabbed the hood and pulled it back to see what the problem was and I see something I never expected. SHE CUT HER HAIR!!!! to her chin, all by herself. I was mortified, I asked her what she was thinking, and she replied that we wouldn't let her cut her hair so she did it. She figured that if she cut the length we would run her over to her Aunt April and have her fix it, but she was wrong. I told her not only would I not take her she would have to go to school with her home cut hair do, and that she would need to earn her own money to have it fixed and that she could not earn the money from me! So if any of you have any chores or babysitting you need done Harley is anxiously awaiting your phone calls!!!

Fuel for my Fire

Ok so last Friday at around 5 am I heard the garbage truck behind my house, and I started to panic because I realized that I hadn't taken out the garbage. And I don't know about your house but at mine if I don't do it, it doesn't get done. So I run outside and take my first can out because we have two and I turn back to get the second one and it is nowhere to be found. So I run around the back yard to look for it, maybe Jason has taken it in back to clean up the yard, I know this is a LONG SHOT seems how that has never happened in 13 years of marriage, but I thought I would look anyways. So it's not there and then I have a flashback memory of a conversation that we had earlier in the week about saving money. And Jason mentioned that we could get rid of one of our garbage cans, I tell him that is NOT an option because we use both of them every week. So I go back inside and say to him ( don't forget that it is 5 am) "Jason, where is the other garbage can??" And he says "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you I had the city come get it". So I then totally freak out. "Whatever you didn't forget to tell me." I don't know if your husbands have this but it is called selective honesty. They pick what they want to tell us and leave out what they don't want to tell us. I then told him that I was glad he made that executive decision on his own. I cannot believe that he did that, after all the crap I have had to put up with for 13 years that he has done and brought here, and parked on my back lawn, this just adds fuel to my fire. I told him don't be surprised when something that you feel strongly about or you bring here comes up missing mysterioulsy.

I've Been Tagged!

I've Been Tagged!!

Vanessa tagged me and I have to confess I didn't know what that meant, so after a sarcastic lesson from Vanessa here it is.
How long have you been together? We met and got engaged 2 weeks later and we've been married for 13 1/2 years
How old is he? 37

Who eats more? Probably him he eats more often. 1 hour after we eat he is hungry again.

Who said I love you first, "I can't remember it happened so fast and it was soooo long ago

Who is taller? Him by about 5 inches

Who sings better? Him definitely, I don't sing. In church I mouth the Hymns, and for the record I am not the only one on the back row that does that!!!

Who is smarter? Him, I interact with kids all day, it doesn't keep your mind very sharp after a while.

Who does the laundry? Me of course, one time I got bleach on his dark green Polo and he hasn't forgiven me yet, but I still do the laundry I just don't bleach anything of his!!

Who does the dishes? Me, I can count on one hand the times that Jason has done the dishes in 13 years.

Who pays the bills? ME, and I rock at it!!!

Who cooks dinner? Both of us, mostly me though. But when it comes to breakfast for Dinner, or homemade cheese fries, Jason is the man!!

Who mows the lawn? Me, I also Rock at keeping care of the lawn. Jason's philosophy is if you mow it then it'll just grow back.

Who is more stubborn? Him, he is very hard to live with sometimes, I tell him that I am a Saint!!Who sleeps on the right side of the bed? Me, he is on the left with Cheyenne behind him and Rian in between us.

Who kissed who first? I can't remember all I know is it was the first night we met, we were kind of Fast!!!

Who asked who out? Him

Who proposed? Him. He made up his own poem to the So I married an Axe Murderer poem, I hadn't seen it so I didn't know what he was doing. So I said, "What are you doing?"and he said," I am proposing!"
Who is more sensitive? We both are with different issuesWho has more friends? Jason is everyones friend so that would be him.
So there is a little about my MAN, I tag Heather, Betsy, and April

YES!! Poison's back!!

Hey did you guys hear the GREAT NEWS? Poison is coming in concert on July 3rd! I am trying to decide if I can handle 2 concerts in 2 days. Poison and Miley back to back, I don't know if my old body can handle all that excitement in that short of time. But I am seriously contemplating it.

What Poison means to me:

Trying to grow my Bangs out to be like Ricki or C.C.

Brings me back to 7th grade when we couldn't rat our hair high enough.

Tight pegged pants, just like Bret

Blue eyeshadow with pink on top and mascara that was every color.

Hanging out with my friends watching MTV all day after school.

Every Rose has it's thorns, explained all of my feelings everytime I broke up with my boyfriend after 2 weeks.

So since I am already going to Miley and I probably won't go, if any of you go call me after and tell me if it was everything that you imagined. I know they are all like 50 years old now and not sexy at all, but if they sing Mama' Fallen Angel or I want action it'll all be worth it!!!

Stadium of Fire, Here we come!!

Yeah you heard right, were gonna see Miley. Ri-jealous, I know your dying of envy right now but I couldn't get the 25 tickets that I wanted. So you will have to fend for yourself. But I don't know if you have all heard about how hard these tickets are to get ahold of but wouldn't you know it, I have some!!! It's kinda like the thrill of the hunt for me. Just like the after Thanksgiving sales about 9 years ago when the Furby was no where to be found and my sisters, Mom and I set out to hopefully get just one. When we all met at the end of the hunt we had 8. And there were parents all around frantically looking, and did we feel bad??? NO, you snooze you lose. So my Mom went home with all 8 and started calling all the neighbors to see if they needed one. But the only important thing was that we conquered. And Yes I did conquer the quest for Miley Cyrus Tickets TOO!!!

Cards, Cards, Cards

You are not gonna believe what I made.......Cards. This is something that is completely out of my element, I usually don't even give cards to people. When I wrap gifts I am the Mom that always cuts a square of left over wrapping paper and tapes it on the present. So this was a big step for me. Had this not been part of my calling I may have never done it, but I had a ton of fun, not to mention how good I was at it. Just look at my card, now if you held it up to one of the other peoples cards that was there they would pale in comparison to mine. I just keep telling myself that!!! But I am looking forward to the next class I may even try to cut out all my own stuff next time.This is Joann she had a ton of fun too!!!

Rian loves to play Peek A Boo

So I am getting pretty sophisticated at this blogging thing. I have learned how to put music on my blog, no thanks to Ri-Bone. And now I have learned how to down load a video. I will be honest Jason took this video of Rian like 3 weeks ago for me and I haven't uploaded it because of sheer laziness. But I was worried that if I didn't do a new post Ri-blogstealer would post one for me like he did on Heathers, so here it is. Rian loves to play Peek a Boo, sometimes we will just hear heavy breathing not realizing that she is hiding and waiting for us to acknowledge that she is hiding. But somehow we always find her.

Ri-Bone's White Trash Pet

So I started my bi-daily surfing of the blogs to see what was new when I came upon a new post on Rileys blog. After reading and watching the video I decided that I better go investigate the situation and see if I could be of any assistance to my Sister and Bro in law. After seeing the creature I decided it deserved it's own posting on my blog also. So here is a picture of the creature found in my their window well, and after much evaluation and consulting the local google images, we (Jason and I) have decided that this is probably a MUSKRAT. Not only is this creature disgusting and vile but it is HUMONGOUS. Ri-bones blog video does not give it justice as to it's size. I do have to say that I was quite shocked that the creature is still in Riley's window well and that there is no plan to remove it. Won't that start to smell??? All I know is I am glad I don't live next door and I feel sorry for the neighbors. If I hear any whisperings at church tomorrow I will have to fill everyone in on the details. Needless to say I hope Ri-Bone does not end up being a Ri-inmate. Anyways if you get curious as I did you will probably be able to stop by and look in his window well for at least the next month or so it should still be there rotting away.

Does anyone know this man???

Oh yeah, this is my husband and his wonderful invention. This is the helmet that I promised Vanessa and Elton that they could borrow. There is just one condition, you have to promise to give it back. I know that this might be hard for you but my husband will die without it this summer when he goes on his bike rides. I will be passing around sign ups for all that want to borrow it. No serious my husband rides around town with this on all summer. I was devastated the first couple of times he did it, then after I found out everyone knew it was him I decided there was nothing I could do to hide it. And now everyone knows that he is a little strange. But that is what we love so much about him!!!

OUR SWEET RIAN IS 1